Nathuglop is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, intelligent walrus.

Nathuglop created tapeworms six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nathuglop, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nathuglop, he will send you a sign.

Nathuglop's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Nathuglop's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Never think about spacetime.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not dye your hair white.