Muttalged is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, narcissistic slug.

Muttalged created the Black Eye Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Muttalged, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Muttalged, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Muttalged's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Muttalged's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bananas.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Never wear hats.