Pagcambun is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, conceited fox.

Pagcambun created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Pagcambun, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pagcambun, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Pagcambun's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Pagcambun's Holy Commandments

1. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Never hurt gulls.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.