Stafbopril Pogsat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciless frog.

Stafbopril Pogsat created dark matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stafbopril Pogsat, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Stafbopril Pogsat, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Stafbopril Pogsat's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Stafbopril Pogsat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from fawn mites for they are unholy.

2. Never feed nuts to tapirs while wearing green corsets.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stafbopril Pogsat.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.