Cinjenvog is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, annoying jaguar.

Cinjenvog created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cinjenvog, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cinjenvog, she will cry a lot.

Cinjenvog's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Cinjenvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism.

2. Cinjenvog loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not take Cinjenvog's name in vain.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.