Tagdamyat is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, narcissistic spider.

Tagdamyat created tapeworms five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tagdamyat, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tagdamyat, it will be very sad.

Tagdamyat's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Tagdamyat's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat snakes with great respect.

2. Erect six copper sculptures of Tagdamyat on top of important buildings.

3. You must love Tagdamyat.

4. Always wear cyan.

5. Run away from yellow doves, for they are unholy.