Bifhugnig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, prudent turtle.

Bifhugnig created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bifhugnig, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bifhugnig, she will turn you into a worm.

Bifhugnig's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Bifhugnig's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear indigo.

2. Do not hurt frogs.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. You must love Bifhugnig.