Cemgumhun is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, charitable ant.

Cemgumhun created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cemgumhun, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Cemgumhun, it will manifest in front of you.

Cemgumhun's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Cemgumhun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near doves while wearing indigo corsets and balancing five nickel spheres on your face.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Cemgumhun must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never think about dark energy near capybaras while wearing black jumpers and balancing four platinum spheres on your legs.