Gedlabvab is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, unjust parrot.

Gedlabvab created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedlabvab, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gedlabvab, he will turn you into a frog.

Gedlabvab's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Gedlabvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

5. Do not hurt tortoises.