Hitbodhog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, kind dragon.

Hitbodhog created gold eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hitbodhog, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hitbodhog, she will try to impress you with trees.

Hitbodhog's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Hitbodhog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ducks.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. You must love Hitbodhog.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Never skip in the presence of snails.