Ominflabomt is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, wise beaver.

Ominflabomt created a top quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ominflabomt, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ominflabomt, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Ominflabomt's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Ominflabomt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never eat onions.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.