Wodbugpit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, prudent gerbil.

Wodbugpit created the world three million years ago.

If you believe in Wodbugpit, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wodbugpit, she will come to you in dreams.

Wodbugpit's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Wodbugpit's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Wodbugpit.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

3. You must love Wodbugpit.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not dye your hair blue.