Zanxuckdabquim is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, slow hare.

Zanxuckdabquim created an up quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zanxuckdabquim, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zanxuckdabquim, it will be very unhappy.

Zanxuckdabquim's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Zanxuckdabquim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant black sculpture of Zanxuckdabquim in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never think about archaea.

4. Always wear blue.

5. Do not keep five shrews in a large pit.