Bimyogdin Staflarpnut is a god.

She takes the form of a small, amazing toad.

Bimyogdin Staflarpnut created the Black Eye Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bimyogdin Staflarpnut, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bimyogdin Staflarpnut, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Bimyogdin Staflarpnut's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Bimyogdin Staflarpnut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about gravity near eagles while wearing white hats and balancing seven silicon spheres on your arms.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.