Bissmondav is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, charitable wolf.

Bissmondav created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bissmondav, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bissmondav, she will turn you into a plant.

Bissmondav's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Bissmondav's Holy Commandments

1. Bissmondav loves bats, so they must be respected.

2. Never think about solid mechanics.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Bissmondav must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bissmondav.