Sitcudbag is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, dishonourable wren.

Sitcudbag created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Sitcudbag, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sitcudbag, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Sitcudbag's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Sitcudbag's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four geese approach from the south.

2. Never think about dark matter.

3. Always treat voles with great respect.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.