Buttigominpom is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, generous mongoose.

Buttigominpom created dark matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Buttigominpom, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Buttigominpom, it will not care.

Buttigominpom's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Buttigominpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics near gulls while wearing gray stockings.

2. Put Buttigominpom first in all things.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Buttigominpom.