Kabbindag is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, charitable
otter.
Kabbindag created snails six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kabbindag, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Kabbindag, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Kabbindag's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.
Kabbindag's Holy Commandments1. Kabbindag loves ants, so they must be respected.
2. Never feed lots of coconuts to rats while wearing white skirts.
3. Kabbindag loves doves, so they must be honoured.
4. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.
5. Kabbindag must be the most important thing in your life.