Cadstertar is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, emotional wolf.

Cadstertar created carbon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadstertar, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cadstertar, he will not invite you to parties.

Cadstertar's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Cadstertar's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat apples.

2. Never mention turtles.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not make images of living things.