Bossyarpjarn is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonest mink.

Bossyarpjarn created the Tadpole Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossyarpjarn, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bossyarpjarn, it will be mildly annoyed.

Bossyarpjarn's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Bossyarpjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. You must pray to Bossyarpjarn seven times a day.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.