Gigfob is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, ruthless shark.

Gigfob created a photon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gigfob, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gigfob, he will boil you in a big pot.

Gigfob's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Gigfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Gigfob's name in vain.

2. Always help sick turtles.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not make images of living things.