Fetcudjap is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, caring bear.

Fetcudjap created energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetcudjap, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fetcudjap, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fetcudjap's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Fetcudjap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear purple clothing.

2. Do not kill swans.

3. Do not chant in public.

4. Always help sick dolphins.

5. Always help snails in need.