Jatcebdot is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, slow warg.

Jatcebdot created matter four years ago.

If you believe in Jatcebdot, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jatcebdot, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Jatcebdot's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Jatcebdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never think ill of sick pigs.

3. Always obey Jatcebdot's priests.

4. Always help sick monkeys.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jatcebdot.