Vagbastloop is a god.
She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, quiet
ferret.
Vagbastloop created matter two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vagbastloop, she will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Vagbastloop, she will turn you into a rat.
Vagbastloop's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.
Vagbastloop's Holy Commandments1. Never run near pigs.
2. Vagbastloop must be the most important thing in your life.
3. You must never eat parsnips.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Always obey Vagbastloop's priests.