Vagbastloop is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, quiet ferret.

Vagbastloop created matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagbastloop, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vagbastloop, she will turn you into a rat.

Vagbastloop's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Vagbastloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near pigs.

2. Vagbastloop must be the most important thing in your life.

3. You must never eat parsnips.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always obey Vagbastloop's priests.