Legwapcap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, ruthless cat.

Legwapcap created everything that exists nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legwapcap, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Legwapcap, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Legwapcap's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Legwapcap's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Retreat if three snails approach from the south.

3. Do not dye your hair pink.

4. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.