Legwapcap is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely heavy, ruthless
cat.
Legwapcap created everything that exists nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Legwapcap, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Legwapcap, he will denounce you as a heretic.
Legwapcap's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.
Legwapcap's Holy Commandments1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.
2. Retreat if three snails approach from the south.
3. Do not dye your hair pink.
4. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.
5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.