Yarquartnur is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, intelligent centipede.

Yarquartnur created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarquartnur, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yarquartnur, she will be very sad.

Yarquartnur's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Yarquartnur's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

2. Do not dye your hair blue.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not hurt doves.

5. You must pray to Yarquartnur eight times a day.