Stigfobyar is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, egotistical duck.

Stigfobyar created matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigfobyar, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Stigfobyar, he will turn you into a mole.

Stigfobyar's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Stigfobyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never talk about swans.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Never run near turtles.

5. Do not shave your face.
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