Bogdapced is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, effective cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bogdapced created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogdapced, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bogdapced, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bogdapced's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Bogdapced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lentils.

2. Feed all hungry horses.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not kill badgers.

5. Never go into purple rooms.