Jenstip is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, emotional armadillo.

Jenstip created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Jenstip, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jenstip, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Jenstip's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Jenstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair orange.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. You must pray to Jenstip five times a day.

4. Always help sick nematodes.

5. Do not covet oxen.