Dobdudrutt is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, astonishing naga.

Dobdudrutt created the planet Mars four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dobdudrutt, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dobdudrutt, she will remove you from existence.

Dobdudrutt's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Dobdudrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. You must love Dobdudrutt.

4. Never think ill of sick shrews.

5. Do not take Dobdudrutt's name in vain.