Tipdibbonk Bogfodfed is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, narcissistic troll.

Tipdibbonk Bogfodfed created Europe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipdibbonk Bogfodfed, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tipdibbonk Bogfodfed, he will refuse to believe in you.

Tipdibbonk Bogfodfed's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Tipdibbonk Bogfodfed's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

2. Hide from gray bats for they are unholy.

3. Never hurt sheep.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never eat bark.