Kamshavbam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, loving mouse.

Kamshavbam created a down quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Kamshavbam, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kamshavbam, it will boil you in a big pot.

Kamshavbam's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Kamshavbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Always look after injured cats.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never eat lentils.

5. Erect seven lead sculptures of Kamshavbam on top of important buildings.