Gutlopcan is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely small, confident
weasel.
Gutlopcan created viruses five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gutlopcan, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Gutlopcan, it will ignore you.
Gutlopcan's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.
Gutlopcan's Holy Commandments1. Never look at black holes.
2. Run away from purple voles, for they are unholy.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.
4. Never go into indigo rooms.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.