Garrillgil is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, uncaring
eagle.
Garrillgil created the Andromeda Galaxy three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Garrillgil, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Garrillgil, it will ignore you and hope you go away.
Garrillgil's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.
Garrillgil's Holy Commandments1. Garrillgil loves foxes, so they must be honoured.
2. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Garrillgil in the centre of the settlement.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.
5. Never look in ponds.