Motbiddon is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, grumpy frog.

Motbiddon created dark matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Motbiddon, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Motbiddon, he will turn you into a plant.

Motbiddon's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Motbiddon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Motbiddon loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Erect nine gold sculptures of Motbiddon on top of important buildings.

5. Do not chop down trees.