Karhandobrip is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, able dolphin.

Karhandobrip created water eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karhandobrip, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Karhandobrip, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Karhandobrip's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Karhandobrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory near snakes while wearing turquoise trousers and balancing three nickel spheres on your chest.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

4. Never think about ultrasonics.

5. Never mention rats.