Karhandobrip is a god.
It takes the form of a heavy, able
dolphin.
Karhandobrip created water eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Karhandobrip, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Karhandobrip, it will destroy your home galaxy.
Karhandobrip's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.
Karhandobrip's Holy Commandments1. Never think about quantum field theory near snakes while wearing turquoise trousers and balancing three nickel spheres on your chest.
2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
3. Do not trade with those who eat bread.
4. Never think about ultrasonics.
5. Never mention rats.