Fagtettitab is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, temperamental guinea pig.

Fagtettitab created an electron five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagtettitab, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fagtettitab, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fagtettitab's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Fagtettitab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not chop down trees.