Listbinfligrag Zenhaknarl is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, fast sheep.

Listbinfligrag Zenhaknarl created oxygen six billion years ago.

If you believe in Listbinfligrag Zenhaknarl, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Listbinfligrag Zenhaknarl, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Listbinfligrag Zenhaknarl's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Listbinfligrag Zenhaknarl's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four silicon sculptures of Listbinfligrag Zenhaknarl on top of important buildings.

2. Erect a giant green sculpture of Listbinfligrag Zenhaknarl in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. You must pray to Listbinfligrag Zenhaknarl eight times a day.

5. Never think about thermodynamics near sheep while wearing brown scarves and balancing nine gold spheres on your face.