Lagranwit is a god.
It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, compassionate
tortoise.
Lagranwit created viruses six million years ago.
If you believe in
Lagranwit, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Lagranwit, it will turn you into a giant slug.
Lagranwit's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.
Lagranwit's Holy Commandments1. Never think about planets.
2. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.
3. Lagranwit loves great tits, so they must be respected.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Never look at moons.