Getkommum is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, blissful fox.

Getkommum created the Sombrero Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Getkommum, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Getkommum, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Getkommum's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Getkommum's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three badgers approach from the south.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always treat snails with great respect.

4. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.