Cutdibpad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, sapient pig.

Cutdibpad created Europe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cutdibpad, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cutdibpad, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Cutdibpad's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Cutdibpad's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from magenta tortoises for they are unholy.

2. Never hurt shrews.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never look at asteroids.