Hugwotxin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, flying lobster.

Hugwotxin created the Andromeda Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hugwotxin, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hugwotxin, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Hugwotxin's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Hugwotxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear orange clothing.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

3. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

4. Never feed lots of limes to shrews while wearing mauve trousers.

5. Do not dye your hair brown.