Flambunlad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, overgenerous goose.

Flambunlad created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flambunlad, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Flambunlad, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Flambunlad's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Flambunlad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Never think about dark matter near grasshopers while wearing brown skirts and balancing six aluminium spheres on your face.

3. Never write about thermodynamics.

4. Never bounce near pigs.

5. Hide if eight hamsters approach from the west.