Vanflanrat is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, all-knowing raccoon.

Vanflanrat created the Sombrero Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Vanflanrat, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vanflanrat, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Vanflanrat's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Vanflanrat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick eagles.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

4. Never run near pigs.

5. Do not covet oxen.
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