Rowjigtap Jinmegsaf is a god.
It takes the form of a fat, omnipotent
lobster.
Rowjigtap Jinmegsaf created the planet Venus four million years ago.
If you believe in
Rowjigtap Jinmegsaf, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Rowjigtap Jinmegsaf, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Rowjigtap Jinmegsaf's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.
Rowjigtap Jinmegsaf's Holy Commandments1. Never chant in the presence of whales.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.
4. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.
5. Do not take Rowjigtap Jinmegsaf's name in vain.