Yamcedjigcusskipsid is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, unjust camel.

Yamcedjigcusskipsid created the universe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamcedjigcusskipsid, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yamcedjigcusskipsid, she will turn you into a dog.

Yamcedjigcusskipsid's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Yamcedjigcusskipsid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Yamcedjigcusskipsid loves voles, so they must be honoured.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never wear trousers.