Gofrigfly is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, ill-tempered hare.

Gofrigfly created bats eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gofrigfly, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gofrigfly, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gofrigfly's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Gofrigfly's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Gofrigfly in the centre of the settlement.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gofrigfly.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near whales while wearing gray corsets and balancing seven carbon spheres on your face.

5. Do not keep six frogs in a large pit.