Sit is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, awesome
pigeon.
Sit created carbon three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sit, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Sit, it will not invite you to parties.
Sit's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.
Sit's Holy Commandments1. Never think about solid mechanics.
2. Never talk about dark energy near shrews while wearing turquoise ear rings.
3. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.
4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
5. Do not eat beans.