Sit is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, awesome pigeon.

Sit created carbon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sit, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sit, it will not invite you to parties.

Sit's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Sit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics.

2. Never talk about dark energy near shrews while wearing turquoise ear rings.

3. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not eat beans.