Rigbogfem is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, contented mole.

Rigbogfem created time and space six million years ago.

If you believe in Rigbogfem, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rigbogfem, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Rigbogfem's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Rigbogfem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not take Rigbogfem's name in vain.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Hide from black voles for they are unholy.

5. Never go into green rooms.