Fabkadzed is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, almighty wolf.

Fabkadzed created the solar system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabkadzed, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fabkadzed, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Fabkadzed's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Fabkadzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.